13 Fuck You’s on Facebook

Fuck You #0

Ok. Facebook. My Data belongs to me. Asshole.

Fuck You #1

OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS / GOOD MORNINGS ON FACEBOOK. ITS NOT LIKE FACEBOOK IS YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT, DUMBSHIT!

Fuck You #2

There is NO SUCH THING as a FACEBOOK Tracker / Facebook color changer / DISLIKE BUTTON
These do NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like: “OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!”
… RLY. No, they don’t.

Fuck You #3

To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You’re stupid.
Go play in traffic.

Fuck you #4

Don’t ever post pictures and say:
„OMG, I’m so ugly“
Because if you were, you wouldn’t post them.
If you do, you’re fucking stupid.

Fuck you #5

NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you’re still retarded.

Fuck you #6

Quit crying because you’re not on someones ‘Top 8’.
Who cares?!?
ITS fACEBOOK!!!
If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone!

Fuck you #7

Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or message asking: “What’s up with you not adding me?”
I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up.
arsehole.

Fuck you #8

Girls in year’s 9/10/11 who have FACEBOOK and look like sluts,
and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents – Quit blaming FACEBOOK for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before FACEBOOK and she’d be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!

Fuck you #9

If you open a MESSAGE OR SPAM and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom – quit being a dumb FUCK.

Fuck you #10

FACEBOOK was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your wasted ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking…you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.

Fuck you #11

People who send you a million fucking application invites. Like fuck off, I dont want to be part of your goddammit zombie army or join your gay hockey fantasy pool. Lay the fuck off!!

Fuck you #11 pt.2

And STOP sending STUPID Goup invites!
Like CHILD FEEDED IF YOU JOIN…
YEAH, sure. Who will be the 1st stupid motherfucker who believes THAT? – And passes 100 invitations… lucky, at least 1 out of hundred is dumb enough. This way it can circle all around facebook – woo-hoo
Or: I bet we find 1.000.000 Ppl who…
while i would say not random, but
Uh – and also no invitations for Groups like: I HATE or: If you send me 1 more -invite, I’m going to…
COME ON, You’re NO BETTER, ‘cause YOU SUCK EVEN AS HARD AS THEY DO! IF I WANTED TO JOIN SUCH A GROUP I’D HAVE ALREADY DONE IT WITHOUT YOUR INVITE.
And, yeah, you might think, I wouldn’t know the group without your damn invite. – Hey, I can see ALL your FUCKING activities, or are you [like me-hehe] such a bastard, who excluded some people duw to his privacy settings? – Guess not. THAT MEANS I SEE THE GROUP THROUGH YOUR STATUS UPDATES AND DON’T NEED ANY FURTHER REMARK OR REMINDER!

Fuck you #12

Stop MAKING groups saying facebook will shut down in 20 days if a million people don’t join. LIKE HOLY FUCK, GET A LIFE – Same is for 1.000.000 Ppl. for World Peace / Against Racism / Every member means a Candle for Haiti / For Gay Marriage… Just join a Simple Group against racism / – there are already thousands of ‘em.

Umzüge

Ich HASSE umziehen…
Zwei mal umziehen ist wie einmal abgebrannt. Jaja, öfters n Tapetenwechsel… Bullshit. Aber ich bin ja auch geplagt… Ne Kurze Umzugshistorie:

Kindheit:
2x Umgezogen

Eigene Umzüge:
1. Mit Kumpel zusammen in eine WG
2. 2 Monate vorm Abi: Bei Kumpel raus, erste eigene Wohnung
3. Eigene Wohnung während Zivi
4.1 Zimmer im Hochhaus für zwei Wochen… ; )
4.2 Zwischenlösung: Dad’s Wohnung
5. Mehr oder weniger bei meiner damaligen Freundin eingezogen ohne Möbel
6. Mit ihr dann zusammengezogen
7. Wg. Trennung zu meinem Dad zurück – Behelfsunterkunft
8. Bei Kumpel praktisch gewohnt (WG)
9. Mit Kumpel und meiner damaligen Freundin in WG
10. nach Remseck, WG
11. Bad Cannstatt, WG

Und ich bin 29, Noch Fragen?
Macht ein Jahresschnitt von 1x Umziehen, seit meinem Auszug 1998.

Yay, wie geil.

Und warum muss sich das immer so ziehen? Ich werde bestimmt noch ein paar mal umziehen im Leben – aber eins hab ich gelernt: Ich werde das immer wenn ich kann von Profis machen lassen. Ich hasse es über 2 Wochen immer wieder Kisten auszusortieren, nur weils vom Platz oft einfach nicht anders geht.

Zitat des Tages:

[…]

Roamer, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will

But I’ll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And I’ll redefine anywhere
Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

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